I had been wondering how long it would take for Chairman to get up to his old tricks on the new forum. Let me clarify this mower has nothing to do with me. It was not bought for me, I did not bid on it, Ivan did not bid on my behalf nor has it found its way under my storage sheet.
I understand the real truth to be that Ivan has bought this webb mower for Sandra. If you recall it is almost a year since Ivan and Sandra married and Ivan believes the first years wedding anniversary to be grass, (I wonder who convinced him it is grass, not paper), and so he has purchased this mower to present to Sandra on their first anniversary! Will she be impressed by this sirn of undying love and devotion……only time will tell.